Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.

I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.

by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020

Double gay

A dyke dating another dyke is considered double gay because both are basically men so that’s gay

Ja’nyah is double gay.

by Strapdaddy March 11, 2020

East German Double

The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.

I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.

by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020

double lick-lick

To lick someones ass until they shat

Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!

by jhwjw March 16, 2020

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Double trouble

When a male puts on a strap on and double penetrates there female partner.

Oh! Yes! Double Trouble me!!!

by Double penetration May 4, 2020