Toilet Hand

"Toilet Hand" It is the act of using your hands to wipe your buttocks clean after defecating.

"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.

Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.

Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.

by WordMasterDmoney February 8, 2026

Darden Hand

A hand with a perpetually closed fist often stemming from a physical issue preventing the hand from opening as normal. Can also be used to describe a hand with another physical deformation.

That man was born with a darden hand.

by DardenTheGreat February 12, 2026

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026