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Chasing something that is hard to get, or achieve.
I'm just gonna focus on my work and me until the right girl comes in my life.

- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands
by Toby CA February 7, 2026
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Toilet Hand

"Toilet Hand" It is the act of using your hands to wipe your buttocks clean after defecating.

"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.

Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
by WordMasterDmoney February 8, 2026
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