The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.
Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.
by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026
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- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands
- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands
by Toby CA February 7, 2026
Get the Chasing A Bird With Your Hands mug."Toilet Hand" It is the act of using your hands to wipe your buttocks clean after defecating.
"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
by WordMasterDmoney February 8, 2026
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