double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Double Standard Debbie

N.)

1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.

2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.

God damn you're such a hypocrite. You spend all day talking about "men being trash" when you were sleeping with a married man. You are the worst kind of double standard Debbie.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Double whammy

Double whammy is when two bad things happend

Pewdiepie-i don’t like bridges and I don’t like cheese either so this is a double whammy

by Bruh boi beans September 7, 2019

Double B

Benz and a bad bitch( lil peep- Benz truck pt2

All I ever want is a double b

by Jingerdick September 10, 2019

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Double Dipping

When ur homie fucks a big girl and then jizzes in her vagina and then u go in and fuck her with the jizz coming out of her vagina and then u jizz too.

Dude, that nigga double dipping.

by Grannymeatpie May 19, 2018

double flake

When 1 partner in an intimate relationship with another would have intercourse with their partners armpit

"Hay, you want to double flake me"
"Yeah sure"

by SamSmith323 May 23, 2018