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Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021
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Swiss hand grenade

When you put a butt plug in a chicks ass and leave it there for a week then rip it out and an explosion of shit comes out
My asshole got ripped open after me and my boyfriend did a swiss hand grenade
by Vin the bigg January 11, 2026
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Wedgie Hand

High-fiving a friend with the hand you picked a wedgie with
*pick wedgie*
*high fives friend*
Wedgie hand!
by loveybabey January 13, 2026
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2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.
2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!
by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026
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IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"
by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026
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Minnesota Hand Warmer

The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.
Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.
by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026
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