hand jiggle

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.

Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell

by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022

Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.

Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand

by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022

Wedgie Hand

High-fiving a friend with the hand you picked a wedgie with

*pick wedgie*
*high fives friend*
Wedgie hand!

by loveybabey January 13, 2026

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!

"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"

by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026