Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.

Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr

by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

Santa Claus

A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a “naughty list” the uses this list to choose which children’s houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We don’t know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, “Is Santa Claus coming to your town?”

Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!

by iabast December 25, 2020