When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
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Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012
Get the Surprise Stoner mug.A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Surprise mug.A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
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