ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want

1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.

That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!

by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Ranch

Rancid + ratchet

That’s so ranch of him.

by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022