Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.

That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!

by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022

The ranch

When you are finally reaching the level of drunk to almost blackout

This is my 36th beer I’m getting close to the ranch

by gabemay4 January 6, 2022

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022