Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Spread The Word To End The Word

A trend that social justice warriors, especially white cult kids, use to get people to quit using the 'r' word ("retard") for brownie points, but also participate in bigotry.

These "spread the word to end the word" girls just said to stop using the 'r' word and then bullied someone for using a wheelchair? Damn they're all huge hypocrites!

by thattransitguy June 21, 2021

Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands

My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night

by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022