kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

subterranean kitchen knife

the act of doing anal using tabasco sauce as lube

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."

by brainstorm-with-friends August 12, 2017

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023

Kitchen cunt

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.

That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.

by 36368876 February 28, 2023

kitchen baby

A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.

The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs

by Kitchen babii March 12, 2023

Chicken-Kitchened

In Miami, the act of walking out on a date abruptly and then going to chicken kitchen for takeout and your date sees you doing so from across the street.

I can’t believe Sam! He totally Chicken-Kitchened Susie last night! She posted a screenshot on Instagram.

by 10000miles January 23, 2023