Kirked

To get suddenly and permanently retired from life via firearm, usually without any prior heads-up, dramatic music, or chance to dramatically clutch your chest and deliver a final one-liner.

Dude walked out the store, got kirked mid-text message. Bro never even hit send.

by Clit_gobler January 7, 2026

Kirked

Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

Kirk

Is a synonym for the word neck

She was giving my bro Kirk

by Mayhugh7381 January 7, 2026

Kirked

Adjective/ adj: When political figures are attacked for internal political agendas.

Charlie Kirk got kirked.

by Kirkalyzer January 7, 2026

Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026

Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek

(When a bird is anoying)
“Kirk off” Crow!

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family

My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.

by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024