Jan

wonderful personality.

does what he wants

child: "you cant do that!"
Jan: "do what i want"

by acesaxolotl February 14, 2022

Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022

sarah jan

bratty girl who thinks she’s all it because she got tiktok

are you friends with sarah jan

ew no i hate her

by samanur May 14, 2021

jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

Jan

The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long

Damn jan is soo cute

by Jan pawn May 30, 2021

Aman Jan

A very manipulative guy. Likes to lie. Not many people like him as he is untrustworthy and likes to betray people. He has split personalities and can be either nice to you or mean. He always breaks and mess things up for people.

I dont like him he's such a aman jan.

by A Daft Wolf June 7, 2021