table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

homie hopper

a person that goes between different people of the friend group

karl jacobs is a homie hopper
look at his go from george to foolish to dream to punz
but not sapnap...

by phoebangsurmum January 21, 2023

homie hopper

Inspired by the word grasshopper, a homie hopper is a woman who is distinguished to be obviously pursuing sexual relationships within a friend group in a time frame of less than three months.

Man, Amelia and Jared sure have been spending a lot of time together... wasn't she just with his boy Clarence?
Yeah... She was with that other guy John just a few weeks ago too... they're a whole ass friend group
Damn... she sure is a homie hopper!

by celibatepedophile January 25, 2023

quarter hopper

a nickname for someone who is 25% mexican that is only acceptable being said by other mexicans. A play on words of ‘Border Hopper’

“Have you seen *name* today?”
“Oh you mean the quarter hopper? Yeah at Dollar Tree.”

by shartfiend February 11, 2023

tourist hopper

A woman in a foreign country who hops tourist to tourist.

Commonly on dating apps a tourist hopper will be friendlier, and make it seem like she is looking to date. Her main goal is to get free meals, drinks, and w.e luxuries she can.

Patrick: Is John going out with that girl Erica from tinder tonight? Izak: She suggested him to meet her at a fancy restaurant, then go out for drinks after. Patrick: He should be careful she sounds like a tourist hopper.

by Ryan_hil December 23, 2023

tourist hopper

A local woman who uses online dating hopping tourist to tourist to get free meals and drinks.

John matched with a girl in tinder, and thinks he will be going on a date. Little does John know she's a tourist hopper and does this every weekend with someone new in town.

by Ryan_hil January 1, 2024