Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Golf

A derogatory term for Mexican

Person 1: Hi, im juan.
Person 2: Okay golf.

Person1: Um... DD:

by Golffffffff January 30, 2021

karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021

rock golf

the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.

"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"

by alex July 16, 2004

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022