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Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard
See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard
by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019
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A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.
Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”

Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019
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Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg
by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018
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Retard who cries over Terraria, Said to have a small dick.
Dude, Ethan is such a bitch! he cries over terraria!
by Ultimate Fragger Lord September 30, 2018
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Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food
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stupid ass bitch. I had to comfort my friend over him cuz hes such a hoe. Has a gay ass voice too. I bet u he likes it in the butthole.
by AHAHBRO June 28, 2019
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Ethan is a very strong, handsome , athletic young man. Ethan is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he will always put a smile on your whenever he wants. Ethan always looks out for those who are close to him. He is the guy any girl would wish for, his smile will melt your heart, his hugs will make you feel safe and his kisses will make you forget about everything. Ethan is a very talented football and basketball player, he is very dominant on the field and on the court, and whenever he gets the ball something special is going to happen. Ethan isn’t the smartest person but he knows his stuff. When it comes to school Ethan isn’t the most popular kid but he is well known around the school community. When Ethan says he loves you he really means it and when he really likes a girl he will do anything and everything to make you his. When you have him, you’d should be smart enough not to let him go because you will never find anyone to match his vibe. Ethan can be an ass at times but once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his personality. Ethan has a very unique style, he isn’t the swaggiest guy in the game but he knows how to dress for any occasion. Once you meet him you’ll want to know him forever.
Omg Ethan is the best
by BBBfrmda6 July 20, 2019
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