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Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024
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Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.
When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.
by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024
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DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs
We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.
by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024
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Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.
Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022
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Dink

A native term, means penis, or dirty penis
Hey you got a dink!
by Jordeep Sidhu December 29, 2022
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Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females
"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"
by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023
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Dinking

A form of pegging for two men that doesn't involve a woman or strap-on.
by Trippedt November 30, 2023
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