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Bald headed

That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019
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Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019
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bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis
im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald
by bonermantheo December 6, 2019
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Bald

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping
Fuck that bald ass nigga
“He soo fucking bald”
by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019
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Bald

Slang for dumb, stupid or idiot, mostly to be used around friends or friend groups.
Example: Dude, Carson you're so bald right now!
by Arbi323 December 17, 2019
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Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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