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Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
by Blueice76 February 8, 2023
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flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"
who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip
by Jacksonlover43 December 5, 2022
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Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
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Tech-nine

We pulled a tech-nine in the final round.
by You can see god January 18, 2021
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Super Tech

When you half-ass your job just to try to get recognition but it just pissed everyone off because you're still a lazy fuck.
Who's on your shift today? I have a Super Tech, fml.
Don't worry, Jameson is a super tech.
by EDtech May 5, 2021
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Ikel Tech

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech
by Ner_d July 4, 2022
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Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.
1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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