Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Weather Report syndrome

A term used to describe a fictional characters romantic and/or sexual relationship with a member of their family being used as a plot device.

"God, i hate Korekiyo Shinguji"
I know right, he's such a typical victim of the Weather Report syndrome"

by 10111011010101000 December 17, 2022

Billy Weather

One of the most accurate weather forecasting systems in the north east. Has saved many golf leagues from cancellation.

Billy weather says there is a window.

by westvale July 3, 2023

LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.

good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......

by MTR GUY September 28, 2023