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Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
by 69XD420 February 15, 2019
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Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
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star valentine

a very kind and caring girl who will love you and love hard .

type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .
star valentine

she is a very pretty person

who makes my heart beat faster than a bullet
by moonvalentine February 2, 2023
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Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.
A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?
by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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valentin

so cutie patootie >_< :3
“hey have you seen the cutest patootiest boy named valentin”
by ally2loved November 20, 2023
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Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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