bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021

Elephants pooping out of their trunks

The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk

I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Pop the trunk

A term commonly used by people that have found themselves in quite the argument.

John: fuck you jamal

Jamal: I'm Fianna pop the trunk on all y'all hoes

by Hey future jon July 3, 2021

Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.

"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"

by Rezelka August 23, 2012

Trunk Punch

Verb for anal sex. Pretty self-explanatory.

I trunk punched Emily last weekend.

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011

Trunk thump

The action of, the trunk thump or lettting your trunck thump. Is pulling up to a house or personal please of Business, with someone armed in the trunck of you're car. Acting like you're trying to park, thus letting to guy in the back get out and shoot everyone before getting spotted.

Damn me and Bobby pulled up, and just let the trunk thump man.

by Lil pokachela November 25, 2018