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Gifted Kid

A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
by Ness246 December 14, 2023
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Gift

Gift
The name giving to a baby girl who causes mayhem in every room she is put in. A spoiled brat who thinks she is the main character. Gift is loyal though fake and two-faced to her friends. Gift is decent looking though is terrible hearted and gets no attention from the opposite gender
by babynameexplainer December 16, 2023
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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Ia ns nitro gift day

Give I a N one nitro gift on Dec. 10th!!
Ia ns nitro gift day Gift him!!
by IANLIKESCHICKEN90 December 10, 2020
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Gift

Here is a Gift
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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National get your bf a gift

March 11th.

National get your boy friend a gift day!!
Here’s a gift!
Bf: why?
It’s national get your bf a gift day!!!
by Rachel738292 January 21, 2021
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