Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

Stormtroopers Tampon

When a turd is dangling from your ass half way and no matter how hard you push you get nowhere

Man that jobby was hanging like a stormtroopers tampon

by Atomic McNoggin November 2, 2025

Gallstone and the Twink (ft the talking tampon)

Beauty and the beast

Man I can’t wait to watch Gallstone and the Twink (ft the talking tampon)

by Lucianoluc December 30, 2025

Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.

Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today

by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert a tampon in their vagina and tie the strings together and play tug of war.

Shariah and Jane play Tampon Tug-of-war

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert tampons in their vagina and tie the tampon strings together and play tug of war.

Sarah and Jane played Tampon Tug-of-War

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026