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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.
friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"
by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020
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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
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slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.
You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.
by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020
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Slipperiality

What one experiences due to the Mandela effect
When I could not find my third grade teacher's name on the class roster from 20 years ago I knew I was experiencing slipperiality.
by Linny61 November 9, 2020
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slippery

play music very fluidly
coleman hawkins rocks on saxophone
he's slippery
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 15, 2020
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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