turd sandwich

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006

Portugese Sandwich

When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.

Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich

by Jbone23 July 5, 2010

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

carbgina sandwich

The combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top. Very full of carbs and very smelly like a gina.

"Wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty pussy."

by clean gina girls @ manhattan college April 14, 2005

nigger sandwich

A sentence which both starts and ends with the word "Nigger" (or the most common pronunciation, "Nigga")

"Nigga, it's cold nigga!"
"Nigga, you just made a nigger sandwich, nigga!"

by JJizzy February 14, 2008