Christmas In the Sand

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus

Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week

by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017

iranian sand

The act of injecting sand directly into your veins to gain the greatest high you will ever feel before you die

Yo man he ODed on iranian sand a week ago

by Jerry the Butcher May 5, 2018

sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

sand roller

Simply put, a girl who wears excessive amounts of make-up almost as if she "rolls" in it every day. Usually a simple-minded prep.

"Man dat girl sexy, want me summa dat, OMNOMNOM."
"Nah, she's just a sand roller. Look how much make-up that prep has on."

by NHS Sucks August 5, 2012

sand nigger

a made up word for people who want to say the n-word but aren’t black.

John:Shut up sand nigger

Tom:woah you can’t say that you aren’t black

John:no it’s fine I’m half Arab

by izzytrain March 8, 2023

Sand in the eyes.

As an expression, it is often used by the speaker to communicate awareness that their actions may be perceived as “over-dramatic” by an observer; though relating to a primal desire to survive, the only rule is…

There are no rules.

1: That email is messy.
2: Nothing wrong with sand in the eyes.

1: What the f-
2: Sand in the eyes.

by Bricked March 24, 2023

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021