pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

Fard Pudding

pudding made of fard.

or
When you shit in a cake and give it to someone

give me some fard pudding
faaaaaaaarrrrrrrd

by CrimsonRabbit April 8, 2022

Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022