Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol

awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat

by STOFFELS December 25, 2022

Pad see ew

A Thai dish that is made from white rice noodles stirred fried with meat (e.g. pork or chicken), eggs, chinese kale chopped, garlic and dark soy sauce.

I love Pad see ew!!!

by starvinger🧐 December 27, 2022

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing

Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”

by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023