Maya itself is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is indescribable. She is the funniest, coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. If you ever have the chance to cross paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. At this point we should just give all of our money to her because she is so great. We must bow down and worship the god, Maya Baruch.
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.Maya: minding her own business in her room
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
by hxhsks June 30, 2021
Get the Maya and Lena mug.a empire which found the stars, existed from the romans to the Kingdom of Naples, lived for about 1700 years and were undistebed until the conquistiadors came from christiphor deciding to take the americas and die. then they landed in Mayan territory and gave the good ol Smallpox to them. then the mexicans catch em and now they are enslaved. L Spain W Mayan Civilatiation.
Mayans are people who live in Guatemela.
Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
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Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
e e e e e
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Get the Maya mug.While in doggy style. You take Bengay or ice hot and put it on his/her buthole and let it drip down onto your shaft. Thus creating the effect of Maya hee. Maya hoo Maya haha
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Get the Maya mug.Person 1: hey why does she look so alert?
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning
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