A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
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Get the swag male mug.The rarest type of Male. There are approximately 2 Donda males in the world, one of them being Kanye West. The Donda male stands higher than Sigma in the hierarchy.
-This dude is just repeating “Donda, Donda, Donda” the whole day.
-Bro, I think he might be a Donda male.
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Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?
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Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
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