Buckle Jeans

Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.

that guy is a douchebag. I bet he wears buckle jeans.

by Bware360 February 22, 2020

brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.

Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.

by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020

bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.

Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.

by Shhcolin September 13, 2016

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016