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jan jakše

jan jakše is a big sexy boy
by jagr9 February 3, 2022
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Jan Jonáš

The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 7, 2022
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5 jan 2030

the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030
by zred2006 February 7, 2022
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Jan

by acesaxolotl February 14, 2022
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Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."
Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.
by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022
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Jan 1st

S: Hey wanna play Minecraft?

V: No.

S: But its Jan 1st

V: OHHHH!
by allFactsNoLies January 1, 2021
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Jan 22nd

National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)
Friend: guess what day it is?
Scary friend: Jan 22nd ?
Friend: yeah but-
Scary friend: no.
by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021
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