joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023

joel

a response to any question ever asked

Guy "how was your day honey?"

Girl "Joel"

by simiski July 24, 2023

Joel

African.

Random Asian Girl called Yumi: OMG I JUST WANT JOEL's water-deprived BBC

by dicksukerss3414$$£ April 22, 2023

A Joel

When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye

Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel

by The_ABBE September 1, 2023

Joel

An angry, bitter little man who usually supports Liverpool and therefore believes he is god's gift. A terrible friend who sponges food from everyone and never gets the beers in.

Hey Joel it's your turn to get the beers in???
(Joel) sorry boys I've got to go home family emergency!

by Bigmadandy September 30, 2023

Joel

A guy who’s a total douche bag and doesn’t really care about anyone but himself PERiOdT

Person: hey Joel / Joel: fuck off

by Uuuuglymf January 23, 2020

joel

Joel is so dumb and just the most annoying person in the whole school. He thinks he's hot shit but he sucks at everything.

"Whos that?"
"Oh that's Joel, the loser"

by ARoche February 5, 2020