goose nozzle

When someone puckers there lips and sucks onto a clenched anus, as if they were a goose.

"Dude, last night Stacey gave me the best goose nozzle ever! My asshole feels awesome!"

by oosgoose station December 30, 2013

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.

I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm

by M February 21, 2015

Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.

After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.

by davax August 9, 2015

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

goose god

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.

Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.

by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018

blew the goose

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

by AshTil October 11, 2020