Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Glazing

The act of pouring an opaque white substance on the head of your penis while you are in the bath. After a few days(and you may need to do this multiple times) it will look like the head of your penis is glazed, like of a krispy kreme donut.

Bro 1: yo bro i just got finished glazing my cock so now i'm gonna fuck Stacy.

Bro 2: Bro! thats awesome!

by being glazed September 29, 2018

shower glazing

When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.

Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.

by Crambo117 October 6, 2018

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

Glazed

glazed ( someone who is unaware/dopey)

friend : Hey Samuel did you see the fight yesterday?

Samuel: nahhh sorry you know i am glazed out here.

by gone with it May 28, 2018

Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.

“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”

by nassenma August 7, 2022

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022