Fork

A person who is a faggot.

Did you see Valentina? She's such a fork.

by JDSNigger November 24, 2011

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

she put the fork down

Meaning she starved herself.

Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”

by cl.eo157 June 25, 2023

Forking

The action of using a picking food with fork in order to eat.

Claire was forking the tomato’s. They were so good.

by Edoward R. Scissorshabd March 12, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Forked

When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.

Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do

by thatfunnygermanman November 4, 2023

cookie dough with a fork

Its kind of like truffle butter on the nut sack.

I think I still smell something, I have a little cookie dough with a fork.

by GiraffeDictionary December 25, 2023