floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Rootbeer Float

You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect.

My girlfriend said she was tired of double fisting, so i told her about Rootbeer float. We tried it. She said she enjoyed the smell of the fellatio that came to be. After words, i explained to her that the Rootbeer float is when You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect i wanna give her. She is now a he.

by Juan Cena and Chilli Dog February 6, 2025

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023