English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.

"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."

by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014

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English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

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Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

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english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.

person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"

by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

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English Duster

One man gets on his hands and knees and bends his dick backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his dick and blow air on his asshole thus dusting the english.

Can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his ass in the air gets jerked off from behind while having his asshole eaten out.

see also "hand me down reach around"

I had a really great time the other night, after we went home I gave him an english duster

I really think our relationship is going to work out everytime we fight I give him an english duster and we go walk our dogs in time for sunset

by fr3q July 3, 2012

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