DONK

Someone who (or when somebody) send(s) the wrong person (or people) an inappropriate message that they meant to send to someone else.

Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!

Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??

Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???

Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....

by Barackobonzo October 16, 2022

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 8, 2022

bankey donk

very strange creature, he loves "The Legend Of Zelda"

"ohh Bankey donk isn't he the guy that 100% Breath of the wild eight times!!!

by Naughtius Maximus December 30, 2021

flomper donk

An alternate form of pecker slap

"I went on out the race track and won the race; flomper donked the whole field!"

by ATAfan101 November 21, 2020

Donking

To be lazy or slow

Stop donking and help me load the truck

by The random guy 98 November 21, 2020

Donking

Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’

by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021

Donking

Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’

by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021