todd county

also known as thot county, a small kentucky town full of meth heads, potheads, yeeyee boys, and fishy hoes. located

“you’re from todd county? i bet you do drugs you damn yeeyee boy”

by joemomma57261 November 16, 2019

Louisa County

A medium sized county in central Virginia. The only thing Louisa has going for them is their high school football team. Louisa has the variety of the rednecks and the people that aren’t rednecks. Most people spend their time hunting and going to sheetz. Louisa is the type of place everyone wants to leave but never get the chance to.

Have you ever been to Louisa County?
No, where is that?

by frownytoast January 29, 2020

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"

"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012

Escambia county

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.

Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.

by anonymous February 7, 2023

County Durham

County Durham Is Full Of Bucket Suckers and Most Of The Population Are On The Pipe.

Let’s go to county durham and have a creamy bucket .

by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023