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hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
by !gibby! May 22, 2011
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condom-nated

adj. the state of being covered or retained by a condom.
the boy's penis was condom-nated when he had sex.
by Daygona October 30, 2007
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Condom head

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.
Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.
by Wank-athon May 27, 2015
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denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.
Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.
by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023
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Turf Condom

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.
"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"
by braduardo November 16, 2011
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condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.
As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.
Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."
by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008
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