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Phat Colin

Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
Person 1: Have you heard the word of Phat Colin?
Person 2: Of course I have.
by King Chrome December 13, 2019
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Colin

A dumb guy who thinks he’s cool because he plays hokey and thinks he’s all that.he thinks he is hot ,cute, beautiful,and sexy but he is not he is dumb most likely blond and dumb ,ugly, rude , and annoying But for some reason every woman’s likes him
Woman:omg do you see Colin he’s so cute

Guy:I mean yah but he’s rude and ugly

Woman:ok and
by Lily aka dumb blond December 24, 2019
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Colin morrison

Faggot that brags about his snap score and thinks he is cool because he hangs out with Colin Babcock. He loves 8th grade girls and he thinks he’s going to get laid whenever he hangs out with a girl. Has a stash of unopened condoms from all the times he hasn’t gotten laid
Hey look it’s that skinny freckled retard Colin morrison!
by CC guns💪🏻 October 2, 2019
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Colin

Colin's are very book smart but mentally and street stupid (opposite of street smart).
Look at that guy being such a Colin
by NaCl_Colin October 8, 2019
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Colin

The big gay child with glasses and a tiny pp. He has a friend named Luka and he’s less gay.
OMG Colin Gay!! Luka less gay!! Oof
by Eve eve ever be eve eve eveebe October 13, 2019
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Colin

A Colin is very... Um sensitive in some ways
He is very cute when he wants to be.
He LIKES girls who are cute not afraid to be themselves. He is ALWAYS happy To. See people with dogs on the sidewalk and always has to ask if he can pet them.
And very silly Ang wacky when you get to know him and learn to Trust him.
Amelia:OoOOoOO Hes cute!
Felicia: Yea thats to be expected. Thats a colin!

Dora: woah look at those abs!!!!!

Shakira: yea, I think im in love already!
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colin

a cool bloke who is 100% not jewish
by Colin the cool Cat August 27, 2019
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