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i want a clutch of my own

by lokam August 17, 2021

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Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.

Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"

by horain August 27, 2021

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Damian Lillard

Damian Lillard is the Clutchest player playing right now

by Apfh June 2, 2021

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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

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Clutch Mode

When someone suddenly performs way better than usual in an important moment, like hitting the winning shot or finishing an assignment last minute and still getting an A

LeBron was missing all game, then hit the buzzer-beater straight Clutch Mode.

by MaDiRd September 10, 2025

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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

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