Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

by 0310 May 29, 2017

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.

Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.

by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018

Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.

As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.

by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017

Taco Bake

When you cum in a girls cooch and just leave your dick in for 10 minutes afterwards.

Bro I took that girl home and we had a taco bake last night.

by Pants1336 February 26, 2018