April 28

Do what your boyfriend tells you to do
It’s the law
Do it ladies.

Him: send me $700
Her: ok I will since it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

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April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

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April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020

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The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

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The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.

by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020

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