Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

FAT HEAD

One George Bishop Esquire, recognised internationally as somewhat of a celebrity due the gigantic nature of his massive swede.

Reverence to his beloved mother who passed such a mighty nog.

Person 1: Gee due did you see that Fat Head
Person 2: Yeah he’s a real George Bishop

by Rassclat October 24, 2019

big fat lesbian

emma main

ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”

jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”

by lessie123 October 25, 2019

Fat Shmeb

A shmeb who is larger by the stomach area than most others

Jason:”hey look it’s fat shmeb!”
Fat shmeb “what do u want????!!!!”

by Shmebby shmeb October 26, 2019

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

Fat cat

A living thing that poops in a box and is chubby. DONT MESS AROUND WITH A Fat cat

Person 1:what’s your cats name?
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.

10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry

by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019