give me your game card

when you see and want to be like someone who is doing way better in life than you

*ana has good grades, a loyal bf, and is rich*
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !

by tsisntreal December 17, 2023

7 game tournament

If you have heard someone say line "7 game tournament"... Dont take them seriously, they are probably a pendu fan. The biggest competition in the history of sports was called the World cup all the way from 1930-2018. But when Lionel Messi won it with a world class performance, they try to claim its just a 7 game tournament.

Pendu fan - RONALDO IS STILL THE GOAT! A 7 GAME TOURNAMENT WONT CHANGE IT!!!
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away

by Harpovich December 19, 2023

Mussarelinha games

A Kerbal Space Program player who does not have money to buy KSP 2 and has around 100 subs.

Look! Mussarelinha games made a new live stream! Better join his 100 fans!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Gaming hair

The hair a person as after using a Gaming Headset and taking them off - resulting in a visible line of where the headset was placed.

Did you see John's Gaming hair? - Yeah it's pretty damn funny.

by GamerAtHeart April 9, 2023

Game Developer Syndrome

Game Developer Syndrome (GDS, or game-dev syndrome) is a very common mental disability in which a game developer loses all semblance of the ability to make a balanced, enjoyable gameplay experience. This can be anything ranging from unfun and unbalanced multi-player combat to a long, drawn out, and/or grindy single-player experience. Mostly caused by developers gaining a massive ego off a random burst of sales, but also caused by being a AAA game developer.

Person 1: yo, wanna play this horror game "demonologist"?
Person 2: tf is that?
Person 1: it's a ghost hunting game where you go in and find evidence of a ghost before exorcising it
Person 2: so like phasmophobia with extra steps?
Person 1: yea, and a lack of Game Developer Syndrome
Person 2: ...what

by bigsht April 9, 2023

Dead Game

League of Legends Wildrift

Wildbrief plokers are so obsessed with dead game.

by ml plokers April 12, 2023

Gun Game

The greatest new lawn game of all time. Played in a yard with bocce balls, obstacles, beers, and a bunch of bros. Based on what obstacle a player hits with the bocce ball, they must shotgun a beer on the spot. Also if a player scores an bocce into one of the nets, they can assign a beer shotgun to any player.

Bro 1: “How are we going to finish all these beers?” Bro 2: “How about a round of gun game? Bro 3: “Smart”

by Prawn God April 13, 2023